Celebrate life, laugh lines, and “senior moments” with these funny engraved wooden keychains about aging! Each one has a witty saying about getting older — because if we can’t laugh about it, what’s the point?

✨ Details:

• Engraved wooden keychains with humorous aging quotes

• Choose your design by number from the dropdown menu

• Shapes may vary based on current stock

• Perfect for birthdays, gag gifts, or anyone who’s still fabulous at any age

Each of these wooden engraved keychains is made by me, one at a time, and engraved with care—no mass production here 🤍
What makes these extra special? You can actually watch yours being made.

I share videos nightly on Facebook and Threads showing the engraving process for each new design. I'll also be making a video engraving the keychains for every keychain order I get. I'll call out your first name in the video so you'll know it's yours.  So you can see the exact moment your keychain comes to life. There’s something really special about owning a piece you watched being created.

Please Note

Wood is a natural material, so grain patterns and tones will vary slightly from piece to piece—this is what makes each keychain one of a kind.